Sheriff: I was just a fixing' to tell ya. Now listen up.

Deputy: I'm a listening. I'm a listening.

Sheriff: As I was a saying, fore I was interrupted by my deputy.

Deputy: That's me. I'm the Deputy Sheriff of West Glory Town. Yes sir, I shore am!

Sheriff: The Sin Gang is headed this away. (people sigh) They are being led by our arch enemy Deceiver. Now there is no need for you folks to get all stirred up, cause there's nothing to be worried about. I got a plan. Well, actually, it ain't my plan at all. It's God's plan. The Bible tells us to "Resist the devil and he will flee from you." So that's just what we gonna do around here. Ya hear me?

Older lady: And just how we gonna resist that old stinker? I can't resist somebody like Deceiver!

Deputy: Yeah, Deceiver is rough!

Sheriff: I know he's rough!

Deputy: And, and he's tough!

Sheriff: I know he's tough!

Deputy: And he's strong!

Sheriff: I know he's strong!

 Deputy: Oh, you smelled him too, huh? Ain't no little old lady gonna be able to stand up against Deceiver. I got an idea, lets (yelling) RUN.

 Sheriff: Now calm down, Deputy. Ain't nobody gonna do any running. Ya hear? It don't matter how old you are, you can still stand up against Deceiver. It don't have a thang to do with ya age. What counts, is whether or not, you believe God's word. Now don't fall for the old rascal's tricks neither.

Man: Don't we need guns or something?

 Deputy: (loudly) Bang! Bang! Bang!  

Sheriff: Would you cut that out! 

Deputy: You know a fellow could get hurt with guns. Why don't we try offering them some sheriff's cooking? That stuff is deadly.

 Sheriff: (Ignoring the deputy.) I was just gonna say everyone arm yourself with ya guns. You men and women gather up all your 66‑shooters. Let the kids round up their 27 models. If you don't have enough of them, then fetch ya Sunday School derringers. 

Deputy: Man, you must be kidding. We ain't used our Bible guns in a long, long time. I mean, like a long time, Sheriff. I don't even know where mine is.

 Sheriff: That's exactly why we got this trouble now. When people quit studying the word of God, the Sin Gang comes in and takes over. Now folks I'm a telling ya, your only protection is to learn how to use them Bible guns. Now get busy! (All puppets exit.)

 Deputy: (Takes hat off and scratches head.) You mean we brought the Sin Gang to our nice, quiet, little town by neglecting the word of God. That wasn't any too smart of us, now was it? (Exit)

 Voice: When you neglect hearing and reading the Bible you will notice that you have more and more problems with sin creeping in on you. Psalms 119:11 "Thy word have I hid in my heart that I might not sin against thee."  God's word in your heart is your best protection against sin.

 DEPUTY THINKS IT OVER

 (Deputy thinks over the sheriff's conversation and re-enters. He is totally disgusted with the sheriff. This should be humorous by adding childish gestures. He leaves as suddenly as he enters.)

  Deputy: I just don't understand Sheriff Star. What he ought to do is . . . Well, he ought to . . . just . . . ah. I don't rightly know what he ought do, but he's a smart enough fellow. He ought to think of something better than using them Bible guns on the Sin Gang. I just ain't gonna do it! I ain't gonna get out my sixty‑six shooter. I don't even know where the thang is, anyway!

HORACE THE HOARSE HORSE 

Horace: (With glasses on, reading the Bible.) "Thy word h-h-have I hid in my heart, that I might not s-s-sin, against thee." I heard what the sheriff h-h-had to say. I did, yes I did. I'm a learning h-h-how to use my 66 shooter on Deceiver. I'm a smart horse and I'm gonna tuck away some bullets by memorizing me some verses. Yes, I am. I shore am. I'm s-s-saying them over and over. Ain't no S-S-Sin G-G-Gang gonna come in and tell me what to do. No sir! No sir‑re!