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Apol-acoustix

Parodies and a pair of guitars. Apologetix specializes in Biblical Parodies of rock songs from the 50's through today.

1. Talk about the Lord (We're Gonna Rock Around the Clock)

2. Don't Be Fooled (Don't Be Cruel)

3. The Sounds of Silas (The Sounds of Silence)

4. We're Not Gonna Drown (When I Came Around)

5. Mediterranean Wholebook News

6. Scripture (Picture)

7. Last Rain the Clouds Spill (Last Train to Clarksville)

8. Eight Ways to Be (Eight Days a Week)

9. More than Works (More Than Words)

10. Trinity (Thank You)

11. Two-Time Baby/Lord's House Blue's (Love Me Two Times and Roadhouse Blues)

12. Yes Today (Yesterday)

 

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Spoofernatural ApologetiX

 
  1. Play That Funny Music Parody of “Play That Funky Music” by Wild Cherry
  2. Fishin’ on a Pier Parody of “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi
  3. Pray Now (Lost Art) Parody of  “All Star” by Smash Mouth
  4. Elijah Parody of  “Elvira” by the Oak Ridge Boys
  5. Sin Can Be Resistible Parody of  “Simply Irresistible” by Robert Palmer
  6. Trooth Parody of  “Smooth” by Santan Featuring Rob Thomas
  7. La Bible Parody of  “La Bamaba” by Los Lobos and Ritchie Valens
  8. I Want in That Place Parody of  “I Want It That Way” by the Backstreet Boys
  9. Crowd of Foreign Girls Parody of  “California Girls” by the Beach Boys and David Lee Roth
  10.  Choirboy Parody of  “Cowboy” by Kid Rock
  11.  Every Crown Has Its Thorns Parody of  “Every Rose Has Its Thorn by Poison
  12.  Livin’ What Jesus Spoke of Parody of  “Livin’ La Vida Loca” by Ricky Martin
  13.  I Love Apostle Paul Parody of  “I Love Rock ‘n Roll” by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
  14.  Jonah Jonah Parody of  “Mony Mony” by Tommy James & the Shondells and Billy Idol
  15.  Learn Some Deuteronomy Parody of  “Pour some Sugar on Me” by Del Leppard
  16.  Last Night Parody of  “Last Kiss” by Pearl Jam and J. Frank Wilson & the Cavaliers
  17.  Once Livin’ Twice Died Parody of  “Once Bitter Twice Shy” by Great White
  18.  Rock This Tower Parody of  “Rock this Town” by the Stray Cats
  19.  Genny 22 Parody of  “867-5309/Jenny” by Tommy Tutone
 

 

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Adam Up ApologetiX

  1. We’re in a Parody Band Parody of “We’re an American Band” by Grand Funk Railroad
  2. Lifestyles of the Rich & Nameless Parody of “Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous” by Good Charlotte
  3. Boy tell the World Parody of “Joy to the World” by Three Dog Night
  4. Choose Your Daddy Parody of “Who’s Your Daddy” by Ttoby Keith
  5. Meshack Parody of “Love Shack” by the B-52’s
  6. I’m Gonna Feed (500 Mouths) Parody of “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) by the Proclaimers
  7. Get Found Tonight Parody of “Get Down Tonight” by K.C. & the Sunshine Band
  8. Look Yourself Parody of “Lose Yourself” by Eminem
  9. Should I Pray or Should I Go Parody of “Should I Stay or Should I Go” by the Clash
  10.  The Spittle Parody of “The Middle” by Jimmy Eat World
  11.  Sweet Oholibamah Parody of “Sweet Home Alabama
  12.  It’s Not Eden Parody of “Superman (It’s Not Easy) by Five for Fighting
  13.  Listening After Midnight Parody of “Living After Midnight” by Judas Priest
  14.  Psum 14 Parody of “”Fat Lip” by Sum 41
  15.  The Word Parody of “Grease” by Frankie Valli
  16.  Wherever You Will Sow Parody of “Wherever You Will Go” by the Calling
  17.  Wake Up Talitha Cumi Parody of “Wake Up Little Susie” by the Everly Brothers
  18.  Guide the Way Parody of “By the Way” by the Red Hot chili Peppers
  19.  Little-Read Bible Book Parody of “Lit’l Red Riding Hood” by Sam the Sham & the Pharaohs
  20.  Downer of a Sister Parody of “Chop Suey” by System of a Down
  21.  Lazy Brain Parody of “Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne
  22.  Called My Wife Parody of “All My Life” by the Foo Fighters
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Keep the Change ApologetiX

  1. Story of a Squirrel Parody of “Absolutely (Story of a Girl)” by Nine Days
  2. Monkey Scheme Parody of “(Theme from) the Monkees” by the Monkees
  3. Christmasnite Parody of “Krptonite” by Three Doors Down
  4. Bethlehemian Rhapsody Parody of “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen
  5. Stay in the Light Parody of “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees
  6. Old Time Romans Road Parody of “Old Time Rock and Roll” by Bob Seger
  7. The Real Sin Savior Parody of “The Real Slim Shady” by Eminem
  8. Babylona Parody of “My Sharona” by the Knack
  9. Daniel Parody of “Daniel” by Elton John
  10.  All the Stalls Stink Parody of “All the Small Things” by Blink 182
  11.  Cheap Birds Parody of “Free Bird” by Lynyrd Skynrd
  12.  Mama Told Me (What’s to Come) Parody of “Mama told Me (Not to Come) by Three Dog Night
  13. Parody of “angel” by Shaggy (featuring Rayvon)
  14.  Be Bold Jeremiah Parody of “Jet Airliner” by the Steve Miller Band
  15.  The Ballad of Jesus and Yahweh Parody of “The Ballad on John and Yoko” by the Beatles
  16.  Rock and Roots
  17.  Simp Liztik Parody of “Nookie” by Limp Bizkit
  18.  You Booked Me All Along Parody of “You Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC
  19.  Life Restored Parody of “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

 

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 ApologetiX New & Used  

ApologetiX specializes in Biblical parodies of ROCK songs through the 50's through today. The band's name comes from "apologetics," which means the defense of the Christian faith.

2 CD $16.99

40 Songs The Best of Apologetix Vol. 1 & 2

 Are You Gonna Be Ike's Girl? (Parody of "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?)

JC's Mom (Parody of Stacey's Mom)

Voice of Sodom (Parody of  "The Days of Summer")

It's Tough (Song about Nehemiah) (Parody of "This Love")

Welcome to the Judges (Parody of "Welcome to the Jungle")

Back Intact (Parody of Back in the Black")

Good News Bookie (Parody of "Boot Scootin' Boogie")

Micah No. 5 (Parody of "Mambo No. 5)

December 5 or 6 B.C. (Parody of December 1963 "Oh What a Night")

Santa Claus (Parody of "Panama)"

It's Not Eden (Parody of "Superman It's Not Easy")

Meshack (Parody of "Love Shack")

Lifestyles of the Rich and Nameless (Parody of "Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous")

Therever You Will Sow (Parody of "Wherever You Will Go"

The Devil Went Down to Jordan (The Devil Went Down to Georgia)

Corinthians (In the End)

Baa! We're Lambs (Barbara Ann)

Smooth Grandmama ("Smooth Criminal"

Life Restore (Last Resort)

Bethlehemian Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody)

The Real Sin Savior (The Real Slim Shady)

I Love Apostle Paul (I Love Rock & Roll)

Pray Now (Lost Art) (All Star)

Livin' What Jesus Spoke of (Livin' La Vida Loco"

Learn Some Deuteronomy (Pour Some Sugar on Me)

Choirboy (Cowboy)

Jail Got Rocked (Jailhouse Rock)

One Way (One Week)

Enter Samson (Enter Sandman)

Kick in the Wall pt 2 (Another Brick in the Wall)

Put You in My Will (Push)

Walk His Way (Walk This Way)

Narrow Way to Heaven (Stairway to Heaven)

Love & Kisses (Rock & Roll All Night)

Naomi Gonna Be With Ruth (Only Wanna Be With You)

People (Pepper)

Bad Dude Risin' (Bad Moon Risin')

Jacob's Name is Israel (Takin' Care of Business)

 

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Grace Period ApologetiX

 
1. Corinthians   Parody of "In the End" by Linkin Park
2, Cornelius  Parody of "Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel
3. I'm a Receiver  Parody of "I'm a Believer" by the Monkeys and Smash Mouth
4. YHWH Parody of "YMCA" by the Village People
5. Smooth Grandmam Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson and Alien Ant Farm
6. Devil Went Down to Jordan Parody of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band
7. Drop of Lucifer Parody of "Drop of Jupiter" by Train
8. Born Above Parody of "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen
9. Follow Me Parody of "Follow Me" by Uncle Kracker
10. Don't Fear the People Parody  of "Don't Fear the Reaper"  by Blue Oyster Cult
11. Lemonade Parody of "Renegade" by Styx
12. How You Remind Me Parody of "How You Remind Me" by Nickleback
13. Regeneration Parody of "New Generation" by The Who

14. Love the Jews Parody of "Love Me Do" by the Beatles

15.Good Guys Bad Guys Parody of Good Times Bad Times by Led Zeppelin

16. Flurry Parody of "Blurry" by Puddle of Mudd

17. Tom Saw Ya Parody of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush

18. Sufferin' Just Finished Parody of Suffragette City" by David Bowie

19. Smells Like Thirty something Spirit Parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana

20. Baa! We're Lambs! Parody of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys

 
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